Journey Into Amazing Caves: IMAX

Wow.  I'm so never going to do this.

The Messengers

If a terrifying ghost oozes out of your wall, be sure to pack first.  You'll wish you were dead if you don't escape with at least 3 suitcases.

WALL-E

EVE-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Stranger than Fiction

The voices in my head told me to press eject after 37 minutes.  I regret my decision not to comply.

The Orphanage

First movie with my new surround system.  If you have weak bowels, I suggest watching this one from the bathroom.

Stargate: The Ark of Truth

 Replicators?  Really?!  Further evidence that SG-1s cancellation was a joint effort of Mitchell and the Ori.

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen

Pure shit.

Land of the Lost

I've lost my memories of this movie in what I must assume to be an unconscious desire to protect my childhood.

Watchmen

Rorschach's Journal: Hour 3. Wonder where big blue cat come from.

Adventureland

That's not Michael Cera? That's not Michael Cera. That's not Michael Cera!!

Stargate Continuum

If I could time travel, I'd drop Mitchell off in 2004 and pick up O'Neill.

Blades of Glory

Finally, a manly movie about figure skating!

S. Darko

Hot Topic purchases the sequel rights for Donnie Darko and vomits all over the script.